Funny Translations

So, earlier today my cousin was laughing his butt off reading something off of the internet. When I finally couldn't take the curiosity anymore I got closer and butted in to what he was seeing. What he was reading was some funny Chinese translations that he came across this internet website. Well since it really made me laugh as well I searched (a full day's worth) for funny translations that I just HAVE to share with you guys. Hopefully you'll find them as funny as I did. Enjoy! :)

The translations that I'll show you are going to be shown as pictures. :) Because if I just write them out, it'll make this hub kind of short.